I like puns and bad jokes

Why did the baboon ask the giraffe 'why the long face?'
Because he thought his neck was his face

I SAW DANIEL AGGER TODAY AND I CAN CONFIRM THAT HE IS IN FACT A REAL PERSON AND HE SAW ME WE SAW EACH OTHER WE ARE BASICALLY BEST MATES NOW AND HE IS EVEN MORE GRACEFUL IN REAL LIFE OH MY GOD HE DOESN’T WALK HE GLIDES LIKE A SWAN AND HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND LOVELY AND I THOUGHT HE WOULDN’T IGNORE US LIKE SOME OF THE OTHER PLAYERS DID BECAUSE HE SAID ‘IF IT’S IMPORTANT FOR THEM, IT’S IMPORTANT FOR ME’ AND HE DIDN’T DISAPPOINT HE WAS SO LOVELY AND HE WAVED AND SMILED AT US LIKE WE WERE HIS MATES BEFORE HE GOT IN THE CAR AND THEN HE WAVED AND SMILED AGAIN THROUGH THE WINDOW AND HE GAVE EVERYONE A THUMBS UP AS IT DROVE OFF AND IT WAS JUST SO ///GENUINE/// HE IS SO GENUINE IT’S MY FAVOURITE THING ABOUT HIM I LOVE DANIEL AGGER SO MUCH ALSO IT’S BLURRY HERE BUT THAT’S HIS RIGHT HAND IT’S HIS YNWA HAND I SAW IT IN THE FLESH IT’S A REAL THING

I SAW DANIEL AGGER TODAY AND I CAN CONFIRM THAT HE IS IN FACT A REAL PERSON AND HE SAW ME WE SAW EACH OTHER WE ARE BASICALLY BEST MATES NOW AND HE IS EVEN MORE GRACEFUL IN REAL LIFE OH MY GOD HE DOESN’T WALK HE GLIDES LIKE A SWAN AND HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND LOVELY AND I THOUGHT HE WOULDN’T IGNORE US LIKE SOME OF THE OTHER PLAYERS DID BECAUSE HE SAID ‘IF IT’S IMPORTANT FOR THEM, IT’S IMPORTANT FOR ME’ AND HE DIDN’T DISAPPOINT HE WAS SO LOVELY AND HE WAVED AND SMILED AT US LIKE WE WERE HIS MATES BEFORE HE GOT IN THE CAR AND THEN HE WAVED AND SMILED AGAIN THROUGH THE WINDOW AND HE GAVE EVERYONE A THUMBS UP AS IT DROVE OFF AND IT WAS JUST SO ///GENUINE/// HE IS SO GENUINE IT’S MY FAVOURITE THING ABOUT HIM I LOVE DANIEL AGGER SO MUCH ALSO IT’S BLURRY HERE BUT THAT’S HIS RIGHT HAND IT’S HIS YNWA HAND I SAW IT IN THE FLESH IT’S A REAL THING



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